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I miss my friends. The ones that said they loved me and all and then turned their back on me so quickly. Yup I honestly do miss them

I just confirmed with my penis and we think this a terrible idea.

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That awkward moment when you’re playing hide and go seek and you can’t find a place to hide.

“READY OR NOT HERE I COME!”

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When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, “You were so cute! What happened?”

Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.